a friendly letter to an amazing friend...

Hi Achiles... watsup????i haven't heard anything from you in quite awhile... anyways, im just very eager to finally see u make it big in the hip hop world, for a second there i really doubted u r gonna make it as a rapper... i thought for so many times that it was just a front that u were just being dishonest to the entire group about ur future career... well, i guess it was a fair call tho, for me to think of u as a defamer, dont ya think???  b/c i have reasons to do so... i can give a whole list of ur exaggerated yet hilariously stupid stories, one of which  is u told us that u were gonna make a hit record in Houston again n again n again... but u never did go to Houston, hack i never even heard of u in the satellite radio *till now btw*... anyways, carry on, from an appearance point of view ur personal style is nothing like those sleek type of rappers ex/ Diddy, Jay-Z, Will I Am etc.. n interestingly it is also not mirrored the style of the gangsta rappers like 50-cents, Busta Rhyme, or TI (on the mild side)... not to tear u down or anything but i would love to give u some advices for free, i think, u r really in needs to hire a personal stylist... y??? well to start off, u wear braces... if u have TV which im sure an up n coming rapper, who works in his parents catering business for his day job, has one of its since it's a necessity item for most ppl n Hey!!! i mean please family catering business is a very fancy n desirable job.. u must have good paycheck.. back to the advice, yeah if u paid a slight attention to those rappers style, im sure u saw it, none of them wears braces.... secondly, u look really dorky, tho i heard stories about ur dark past, but hardly enough i couldnt take any those stories seriously it sounds soo hhhhhhmmmmmmm fake.... however, if those stories were true, then u have my sympathy... lastly, those rappers, tho i havent met any in person nor i've ever held any conversations w/ them, they look well very sincere... they dont act like a loser hypocrite, say one thing n do a completely different thing. U, on the other hand, have a very intriguing values that in times could b contradicting to ur behavior. well i think, i do need to give an example b/c someone as smart as u are always need some sort of supporting arguments for every claims that i made thank Jesus im such a big fan tho i have no idea who the hell u are.. ok! for example, U said u r a newly born Christian *praise the Lord*, n u love Jesus with all of ur heart n soul b/c He apparently has helped u to find the light w/i in urself so that u could move on from that "dark side" of urs.. However, what fascinate me is when u open ur mouth, it doesnt scream a christian at all.. well actually it doesnt scream any religions but moronity... but that's ok tho i never expect some1 like u to speak in the name of intelligence what so ever... so it's all good :). some other example is: still in Jesus n Christianity matter actually, U always bragged how Jesus has saved u from ur dark past but the next day u blame Him for giving u a hard time. How amazing was that???? in case u dont know Achiles, as a Christian, we (exclude u off course) live by faith n to exercise our faith God allows us to face a lot of obstacles that suppose to draw us closer to Him so that we can b a better Christian; nevertheless, many self proclaim Christians (including ur self) find it as God's way to weaken ur faith which is less than a foolish approach. but than again, i never wish to hear anything sincere from u at all... so this is also good :). i think u need 1 more, as u have said it b4 to many others, u are a genius like literary, u said u r some1 who strongly endows in intellectual superiority!!! OMG how cool is it to b u??? i so envy u... cus i've been studying a lot just to get an A on my classes... although i found it very ridiculous to know that some1 with such a high IQ, as u r, only made a 2 point something GPA cumulative.. my advice is, Achiles please don't use a Big word (genius) that u have no idea of what it means! however, i know in ur case the University of Arkansas had to commit a mistake in calculating ur GPA. too bad it only happens to u, one of the SMARTEST ppl i know. u should sue the university once u get real famous. but hey! isn't God wonderful to u??? some one w/ a whopping 2. GPA could have a job????? it's unbelievably insane!!! u know, normally when i think about a 2. GPA person, i always think that he/she is either a failure or they r just worthless. n u have proven me otherwise!!!! good job!!!! u have proven that u are a worthless failure w/ a filthy mouth that tells lies.. what a flattering impression u got on me.. well anyhow, as i mentioned b4, this blog is not made to personally n intellectually attack u in any sort of ways. b/c both intellectually n personally; i am just simply better than u are so i am not gonna hit you under the belt on these situations. this is simply just a friendly, envious but yet empowering blog of a potentially huge fan. I saw those pics on FB, boy they looked hot... u w/ all of that 1 dollar bills... look so great, u n that George Washington's bill are like match made in heaven.  im sure a lot of ppl will b so jealous of u. since u know, it's an easy epiphany for me, who knows u a little bit, to think that after all u only worth that much  , a dollar :) hhhmmm nice. well i guess, i have covered anything that needed to b discussed  so the last point, i feel like i have to mention here is as a wise man says money can't by class. the last bold sentence there completely divined u as person.n ohhh my bad?? please, i beg u, put that HIGH IQ of urs in a good use for once ok! money in general can't buy class; so please don't think that 1 US dollar can buy u anything other than a piece of gum. ok then!!!! i hope u have a great life cus u know, u gotta think positive!!! that 1 dollar still has a time value of money so if u put it in some interest bearing account in 100 years that dollar of urs can grow close to 1.2 million dollars if u assume 15% interest rate. so keep up the good work!!!!!