a friendly letter to an amazing friend...

Hi Achiles... watsup????i haven't heard anything from you in quite awhile... anyways, im just very eager to finally see u make it big in the hip hop world, for a second there i really doubted u r gonna make it as a rapper... i thought for so many times that it was just a front that u were just being dishonest to the entire group about ur future career... well, i guess it was a fair call tho, for me to think of u as a defamer, dont ya think???  b/c i have reasons to do so... i can give a whole list of ur exaggerated yet hilariously stupid stories, one of which  is u told us that u were gonna make a hit record in Houston again n again n again... but u never did go to Houston, hack i never even heard of u in the satellite radio *till now btw*... anyways, carry on, from an appearance point of view ur personal style is nothing like those sleek type of rappers ex/ Diddy, Jay-Z, Will I Am etc.. n interestingly it is also not mirrored the style of the gangsta rappers like 50-cents, Busta Rhyme, or TI (on the mild side)... not to tear u down or anything but i would love to give u some advices for free, i think, u r really in needs to hire a personal stylist... y??? well to start off, u wear braces... if u have TV which im sure an up n coming rapper, who works in his parents catering business for his day job, has one of its since it's a necessity item for most ppl n Hey!!! i mean please family catering business is a very fancy n desirable job.. u must have good paycheck.. back to the advice, yeah if u paid a slight attention to those rappers style, im sure u saw it, none of them wears braces.... secondly, u look really dorky, tho i heard stories about ur dark past, but hardly enough i couldnt take any those stories seriously it sounds soo hhhhhhmmmmmmm fake.... however, if those stories were true, then u have my sympathy... lastly, those rappers, tho i havent met any in person nor i've ever held any conversations w/ them, they look well very sincere... they dont act like a loser hypocrite, say one thing n do a completely different thing. U, on the other hand, have a very intriguing values that in times could b contradicting to ur behavior. well i think, i do need to give an example b/c someone as smart as u are always need some sort of supporting arguments for every claims that i made thank Jesus im such a big fan tho i have no idea who the hell u are.. ok! for example, U said u r a newly born Christian *praise the Lord*, n u love Jesus with all of ur heart n soul b/c He apparently has helped u to find the light w/i in urself so that u could move on from that "dark side" of urs.. However, what fascinate me is when u open ur mouth, it doesnt scream a christian at all.. well actually it doesnt scream any religions but moronity... but that's ok tho i never expect some1 like u to speak in the name of intelligence what so ever... so it's all good :). some other example is: still in Jesus n Christianity matter actually, U always bragged how Jesus has saved u from ur dark past but the next day u blame Him for giving u a hard time. How amazing was that???? in case u dont know Achiles, as a Christian, we (exclude u off course) live by faith n to exercise our faith God allows us to face a lot of obstacles that suppose to draw us closer to Him so that we can b a better Christian; nevertheless, many self proclaim Christians (including ur self) find it as God's way to weaken ur faith which is less than a foolish approach. but than again, i never wish to hear anything sincere from u at all... so this is also good :). i think u need 1 more, as u have said it b4 to many others, u are a genius like literary, u said u r some1 who strongly endows in intellectual superiority!!! OMG how cool is it to b u??? i so envy u... cus i've been studying a lot just to get an A on my classes... although i found it very ridiculous to know that some1 with such a high IQ, as u r, only made a 2 point something GPA cumulative.. my advice is, Achiles please don't use a Big word (genius) that u have no idea of what it means! however, i know in ur case the University of Arkansas had to commit a mistake in calculating ur GPA. too bad it only happens to u, one of the SMARTEST ppl i know. u should sue the university once u get real famous. but hey! isn't God wonderful to u??? some one w/ a whopping 2. GPA could have a job????? it's unbelievably insane!!! u know, normally when i think about a 2. GPA person, i always think that he/she is either a failure or they r just worthless. n u have proven me otherwise!!!! good job!!!! u have proven that u are a worthless failure w/ a filthy mouth that tells lies.. what a flattering impression u got on me.. well anyhow, as i mentioned b4, this blog is not made to personally n intellectually attack u in any sort of ways. b/c both intellectually n personally; i am just simply better than u are so i am not gonna hit you under the belt on these situations. this is simply just a friendly, envious but yet empowering blog of a potentially huge fan. I saw those pics on FB, boy they looked hot... u w/ all of that 1 dollar bills... look so great, u n that George Washington's bill are like match made in heaven.  im sure a lot of ppl will b so jealous of u. since u know, it's an easy epiphany for me, who knows u a little bit, to think that after all u only worth that much  , a dollar :) hhhmmm nice. well i guess, i have covered anything that needed to b discussed  so the last point, i feel like i have to mention here is as a wise man says money can't by class. the last bold sentence there completely divined u as person.n ohhh my bad?? please, i beg u, put that HIGH IQ of urs in a good use for once ok! money in general can't buy class; so please don't think that 1 US dollar can buy u anything other than a piece of gum. ok then!!!! i hope u have a great life cus u know, u gotta think positive!!! that 1 dollar still has a time value of money so if u put it in some interest bearing account in 100 years that dollar of urs can grow close to 1.2 million dollars if u assume 15% interest rate. so keep up the good work!!!!!

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lately i've been bugged by so many things... n so many things live so close by... n those many things bugged me like nuts... ok to start of, both of these men are my neighbors... n let's start from the E guy, he is not even close the the one i'll talk about l8er in so many ways he is better... but i just want him to know that NO i don't wanna go washing cars on a nice sunny day, n NO i dont wanna get drunk w/ him, n also NO i don't know his friends n i don't care to know.. i have friends of my own...thank you... n the worse part the A guy... mannn he is annoying... at 1st i was so welcomed n cooled about everything cus in my mind i just wanted to b nice 2 my neighbor... but then after that he started calling me every morning , get it, every morning (well not every single morning but when he calls it's around 1 or 2 am) WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WILL TRY TO BOTHER ME AROUND THAT TIME?????? whoever he is, he's on my not to b friends w/ list right on... due to several personal reasons of my own.. but i dont mind to list it here... ok here we go: 1) i might not sleep n most of the time im not asleep during that time b/c honestly i cant sleep, HOWEVER, I DONT NEED ANYBODY TO COME N COMFORT ME IN ANY SORT OF WAYS UNLESS U R MY FAMILY N CLEARLY BOY U R NOT IT!!!! 2) mayb it's just me but who cares it's all about me, anyways i am under the impression that whoever called me around that time unless it's so important that he/she cannot contain the news until the sun raises than that person do not have a respect for me n since u do not respect me y would u think i would respect u??? sucker... 3) u hv a freaking girl friend, though i don't have any feelings for u (even when im crazy im 200% sure u r still not my type), y dont u take care of her??? she broke ur window n when u guys fought i seriously wanna slap both of u w/ my plat form shoes in the face b/c it's freaking laud!!! n annoying!!!! n pls i saw U pushed her, n yelled at her n also i heard she said u had slapped her b4, so dont act nice u sloppy abusive bitch!!! nxt time u guys i fight i volunteer to b the 1st one to call the po po for u guys... n 4) last but not least, idk if u realized this, but im a south east asia woman we dont talk about personal level shit to random ppl... n u know i was so uncomfortable hearing u told me about u r bro having sex when he's 13 n u when 17... i mean pls to much dirt that im not interested.. if u wanna make me interested here are my other lists of conversation's topics that u could use earlier: a) start to subscribe on new york times or wall street journal... cus i love business n politics... it might sound boring to u but it rather much appealing for me than ur worthless topic about sex.. b) im also into most pop cultures like movies, hot men, n hot new songs... so mayb itunes, youtube, n a little google search would help ya a lot.. c) since u dont know any of my friends, this wouldnt help u but who cares??? none.. anyways i love to gossip about ppl in general it's so juicy... i don't really care whether it's true or trash... if im enjoying it than good if not than next... 

lastly, i think both of these men should know a couple important facts about me... well to bgin w/ i am the most careless person u hv ever met in ur life, but when i bcome ur friends i'll b the most caring person u'll know exist in this surface till then i will never answer ur phone calls, open the door (i know u were knocking, cus i can see but i just chose not to open the door for u), i will never reply to any type of msg (cus as i said my cell ph is broken..not..haha), n untill u shape ur attitudes to bcome more polish gentleman (for the A guy) than i will never come into close contact w/ u n i'll keep at least 20 ft distance from u cus i heard that disgusting stupid topic starter disease is contagious until it is proven otherwise i will keep the distance ok.. the other important fact is i am bitchy n if u don't like it than leave me alone, i hope u don't like it so i have the space aka my sanctuary that i want to have in my apt. w/o ur disturbance... hhhhmmmm anyways E u r still my friend though i just wanna let u know,, i dont wanna go washing car, i would love if u take my car n wash it..haha...